Testimony

With Fast Sunday coming up, I thought I better post this. I received this in an email from a friend.

If you've ever wanted a child to not bear his/her testimony, (an LDS Church practice) you'll appreciate this one!! At a recent testimony meeting, a five-year-old little girl stood up and bore her testimony. After mentioning everyone and everything she was thankful for, she ended with this: 'I am especially grateful that our house has been much happier since our family stopped using The 'S-word' and the 'F-word.'

As the little girl proudly walked back to her seat, nobody could say a word. Needless to say they were a little shocked by what the stake president's daughter had just said. Quickly, the red-faced stake president stood up, smiled shyly, and went to the podium. 'I feel I should make a clarification as to what my daughter meant. In our house the 'S-word' is Shut-up and the 'F-word' is Fart.'

LOL. Knew you would enjoy it!